Christmas songs chav style

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me… >12 Chavvers chavving >11 prammers pushing >10 lads joy-riding >9 ladies drinking >8 midriffs showing >7 scallies stealing >6 teens a-laying >5 gold rings >4 stolen phones >3 navel studs >2 tracksuit tops >……..and a pikey in burberry