Christmas songs chav style
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me… >12 Chavvers chavving >11 prammers pushing >10 lads joy-riding >9 ladies drinking >8 midriffs showing >7 scallies stealing >6 teens a-laying >5 gold rings >4 stolen phones >3 navel studs >2 tracksuit tops >……..and a pikey in burberry
I presume you meant incompetent crew. Isn’t that a broken mast floating alongside the boat that was once a yacht?
With pliskin at the helm you would have had a hold full of gold, an intact mast, and a well spliced mainbrace!
Arrrrhhhhh shiver me timbers!!!
Well credit where it’s due. With those flowing locks and that bronzed visage, Jul looks far the better pirate. Cap’n Jul Sparrow they call him…
AND… Liv looks like Jul!!
Well the neww astro turf training shoes were rather epic tonight. I looked like a true fashion disaster though with glowing white trainers + free go faster red streak, blue socks, and blue shirt…..
I actually managed to stay upright for more than 30 seconds though which I considered to be an epic achievement!
The only drawback: after just one outing, the stitching on my new demon shoes as already started to come out…
Don’t you mean bellies?
Where did you dredge that photo out from?
Cap’n Barbossa’s side kick with the poppie out eyeball more like fiend! I shall have ye a walking the plank by order of the Royal Navy.
Message for carotte. Check out the following link for a job at Chi Uni:
T’was the first day of a new era in my life today. New company, new people and new place! What does the future hold in store I wonder?
Most satisfying that my work PC has access to the Internet!!!
Greetings all,
What say ye to going skiing next March. I’ve found the folowing easyjet flights:
Depart Gatwick-Geneva Tues 1st March midday or 15.40pm: £11.99
Return Geneva-Gatwick Wed 9th March 7am: £8.99
This would give us 7 days worth of skiing!
E-mail me back on geoffrey.z.gibbs@axa-sunlife.co.uk
If anyone sees my hair like that again (see photo below), feel free to pin me down, extract a razor and shav it all off. And…. remind me that it was on my request!!
Oh: Tan’s coming back tomorrow. Should be in around 1pm.
Hail fellow bloggers.
Just registred my fantasy team Liv. I can smell the victory already!!!
Went on a long walk up a mountain yesterday. Good fun, but a bit like a main road on the way back down there were so many other plodders on the track. Good views though!
Snake is back…
Julio: why is your photo so pleasing upon the eye? Why do you have 2 eye brows? Artistic license?
Will someone sort out that chicken skin neck solid has drawn on my image?
Hail morons,
I’d just like to clarify for the record that I wasn’t slithering out of doing work at my own bbq. It’s just that Tan and Edd are far too organised. For example, I wake up at 9.30 the day after, don the old rubber gloves for a spot of cleaning, get down starirs, and lo and behold, carotte has already cleaned everything up, except for the beers which I dutifully do!
Anyway, how is that I managed to slice my foot open and drip blood all the way through the house? By being lazy? I think not! Caused by running back and forth constantly from barbecue to fridge, dropping a salad bowl full of kebabs on my toe in my frenzy. In your faces fools!!!
Carotte is now hanging over my shoulder so shall be getting a swift punch in the arm!!
Until next time.
Well it’s been a while since I last blogged. What have I been up to? Not a lot, apart from making the world a safer place, drinking far too much at a friend’s wedding, and making many a foray down to the solid, decoy, howling banshee abode…
Off to France for Bab’s wedding this afternoon, and to teach Les Francais comment jouer au foot.
Hello all,
A pleasant week-end was spent basking in the sunshine. A rare commodity indeed in Wales!! Tan and I went on a most enjoyable walk up Sugarloaf (a mountain for those not in the know), which nearly ended up with her crashing down on her already broken arm. The view from the top was impressive, although we did have to share it with just a few other walkers/trampers.
Sunday saw me build a rockery for my mum in her back garden, then return back to Newport, only to begin reweatherproofing the garden shed in earnest for dad.
Collapsed into bed, and clearly didn’t get enough sleep, as I plodded around work like a zombie all day. Things were so desperate that I scarpered for the door at 4.30pm. .. the fastest I moved all day.
Well obviously it does. Where is my classy photo Jul? It better be set up soon, or be prepared for a beating from the one-eyed one!!
Hello all,
Just checking to see if the pliskin official login works.