Your mum and I had a most enjoyable meal of fish and chips and a shared brimming beaker of tepid cola sitting on the bench beneath the rustic pergola, in celebration of our upcoming wedding anniversary. True to form, when I commented on the deliciousness of my piece of fish, Mama wanted to try it, clearly convinced hers wasn’t up to scratch. Amazingly, they tasted identical. To round it off, we had miniscule cups of coffee.
Practically an orgy, I hear you say!