Julio: why is your photo so pleasing upon the eye? Why do you have 2 eye brows? Artistic license?
Month: July 2004
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Will someone sort out that chicken skin neck solid has drawn on my image?
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Hail morons,
I’d just like to clarify for the record that I wasn’t slithering out of doing work at my own bbq. It’s just that Tan and Edd are far too organised. For example, I wake up at 9.30 the day after, don the old rubber gloves for a spot of cleaning, get down starirs, and lo and behold, carotte has already cleaned everything up, except for the beers which I dutifully do!
Anyway, how is that I managed to slice my foot open and drip blood all the way through the house? By being lazy? I think not! Caused by running back and forth constantly from barbecue to fridge, dropping a salad bowl full of kebabs on my toe in my frenzy. In your faces fools!!!
Carotte is now hanging over my shoulder so shall be getting a swift punch in the arm!!
Until next time.
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blog button – had to add it due to too many incompetents
yeah, clearly they had also spent more than a few hours working on their story and didn’t rush it off in a mad panic, omitting to add clever and subtile twists to the end!
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FAIL!
well thats insane. half the people in the shortlist seem to have books bublished already! damn greedy lackfaces!
name on the blog button= good idea
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End of Story
God damn it!
We didn’t make it 🙁