I knew there was something deeply suspect about that already ground, boot polish coloured coffee you sent from the Nam!!!!!!!

If you can’t read the fuzzy print below, it says:

“Coffee doesnít have to be organic to be tasty. I spent a recent holiday in Vietnam miming a weasel with tummy ache, hoping to find some chon, coffee made from beans eaten and then, erm, ejected, by weasels. Sounds gross, but itís rich, super-strong, weirdly chocolatey and deserving of the Truly Scrumptious seal of approval. Weasel coffee, about £14.95, from Edible (www.edible.com) and Selfridges; 0870 837 7377″