Slightly and I had a fairly epic game of golf today. Proper golf. None of this pitch-and-putt nonsense, a real par 70 course. We even had to borrow golf shoes and wear smart clothing!
Deciding to do 9 holes, we were just about to tee off when some old biddy yodeled at us and explained that we were at the women’s tees and demanded that we use the men’s. We attempted to explain that we were, in fact, crap, but she had none of it. These women were highly annoying as they were behind us throughout the course, telling us we were out of bounds and nearly hitting us several times with their shots.
Under the beady eyes of these women, we took nine shots on the first hole. only four over par! Still, we improved and finished the 9 holes in 54 shots each (par was 35). This kinda works out as 2 extra shots a hole, so we have a handicap of 36ish…
On several occasions we achieved “bogey” and a couple of times i nearly got a par!