Firstly Episode 3 was epic. A true masterpiece, observing the nature of the mind to attach and then to fear loss of the object of attachment leading to just about any form of evilness in order to protect and keep object of attachment. Good critism of Mr Bush too. Quote “Either you’re with me or you are my enemy!” (Bush “Either you’re with us or against us) Reply; “Only a sith talks in absolutes”. In your evil emperor face Bush! Quality.

Also, I wish to deny being the originator of volleying. Everybody knows that my volleying is thoroughly scank ridden. I only started volleying because I was getting thrashed by the serve volley tactics of decoy and The Gap. I propose a break away from the so called “authorities” of crud in order to form a “Crud Premier League”. We can take all the television rites and market them in the far east and become millionaires. Also we’ll all get contracts to advertise fast food and sugar saturated drinks.

I actually dislike the volley exclusion zone because I can only volley while standing over the net and also I posses a lethal lob – far better than any other registerered crud player which with the heavy balls and lack of room behind opponents is completely redundant. Also nothing beats the sheer exhilaration of a high speed volleyed rally- the two oponents eyeball to eyeball over the net.