Have parted with ¬£40 of vaguely hard earned cash for a Liverpool top so I can gloat and feel “part of it all”. Never really worn the football kits I’ve bought in the past much on the grounds that
a)I’m not 12.
b) I’m not working class.
c) I feel like a twat wearing one.

However as I sit here in my kit I feel like a Champion. Of Europe. More specifically in football. Woohoo!