I just don’t like paleness (my own paleness) unless it’s perfect English rose maid marrian cream. I don’t think it’s an English thing though, it’s a paleness thing. Pale fat hairy European men are in a league of their own in terms of the eugh! factor. I think you’re tanned enough Dodman: Liv and I are the ones who have to be careful not to get too fat, hairy and pale. Tan and Jul have foreign type skin anyway. Grrr…

I don’t think he was being gender specific.

While I would like to say that this is purest compost I must confess that I have barely considered a English woman desireable in years…
and so, Dodman, in our wisdom, we (that is you and I) have rather more pleasing to the eye foreign types filling up the gap on the other side of the bed. Three cheers for us and backslaps all round.