Oddly enough, steps not being foremost in my mind, H is purely short for Hannah. And I think that Hannah was annoyed at being compared with a cretin rather than professing no knowledge of steps!

Anyway, I notice that England performed pretty badly today in the cricket… are you planning to see any of the games? They could probably do with a bit of support!

Come on, you must know “H” from Steps. Big happy cheesy dancey gormless, Pete Waterman produced pap pop. And he was the blonde head cretin of the gang – ask Liv, he’ll remmbe…

I’m afraid I missed the humour in your last post Slightly.  The mild allusion that I may be cretinous was not missed.  However, I will forgive and forget on the assumption you were overcome with the heat!  Hope you are enjoying your travels and I look forward to hearing more of your adventures.

Dodgy shorts, questionable stomach

Neil in St Pol

Bouledoux at St Ceb

The long and winding road to the beach

Poor Hannah. I hope that it’s an ironic thing being named after the smiling cretin from Steps. Also we will be in Goa in about a month, burning up in the sun. Your olds may just get a surprise from some friendly faces.

I suppose the monkeys are acustomed to travellers having loads of goodies in their bags. Hope Sasha is still ok.

The ever-looming prospect of bird flu is concerning me at the moment as it seems that the fogies are off to goa just before the chickens have to be slaughtered by decree of parliament, leaving the task to myself and H. Thankfully H is willing to snap their necks if I hold them!

No footy this week, which makes three whole weekends without exercise. Well, apart from some walking in Cornwall and a jolly game of golf today with solid and his friend Chris. We played a form of matchplay, where the winner of a hole gets 2 points and second gets 1 and last 0. We thought if might make things more interesting and competative but I’m not really sure it did!