I hear that Darren Peacock is available on a free…

Watching The Heaven and Earth Show at work – it’s actually quite good.

Today they had an interview with a woman called “Camilla Batmanghalalji”. Best obviously-made-up-name ever. I think it must be hyphenated and that she was called Camilla Batman and she married an Arab or something…

The next item was introduced by Gloria Huniford as “Now imagine finding out that a relative of yours was responsible for one of the biggest massacers in history… that’s what happened to our next guest – Isabel Himler”

Quality show. Next week Anastacia Stalin talks about the shock of finding out what her dad really meant by “breaking a few eggs to make an omelette” and an interview with Claudia Spidermanghali

rio enjoying the beach

waiting for geoff

cruising along

bodyboarders resting after some gnarly surf

chilling out and cooking supper

on the way to saunton sands

In the Philipines there is a prison where 1,600 prisoners are rehabilitated partly through dance. Here is 1,600 Philipino prisoners’ version of Thriller. And they’re actually quite good…

Having been rudely awoken by my dear mother, demanding that I clamber into the attic in my comatose state and fetch her her hearts desires, I grunted and zombied my way up the ladder.

Having fetched several tents, water carriers, wind break, roll up mats etc., I suddenly spied my dearly beloved golf clubs! Hazzah!

Now we can play golf day or night and I can’t moan about the crappy clubs I can’t play with. I threw most of them out but retained my sw, 9I and putter.

I feel a sub 30 round coming on…