I would agree with Liv – only a crazy fool would subject the poor healing bod to rigorous exercise. Mine isn’t too keen on it at the best of time!. Though you bod probably found the marathon training a bit of light relief from the whiskey/rum onslaught it has been accustomed to! I presume this was a day out of the norm though – it sound to me like Riley would be envious of your normal daily routine!! Lounging around ’til all hours and then heading off for a spot of chatting, for which you get paid, and then spending said pay in ‘da pub. A breeze.
Feel free to come over here and get a taste of real work. Geoff goes back to work on Monday morning all ready for his 5 day weekend! Non stop charging round from sun up to sun down playing/cleaning/more playing/cooking/more playing/nap time (usually try and sit down for 5 minutes if they happen to be kind enough to have a nap at the same time – usually not. They like to stagger snoozes so as to keep me on my toes all day. When they do nap together, and I edge towards the sofa with a cup of tea, inevitable one of them wakes up again as I reach for my book. The Basil F feeling all to common!) Orlando sleep pretty well though, and Rio’s pee-pees are getting under control. He goes by himself 2 out of 3 times now, unless there is something exiting going on in which case he forgets – as in decathelon the other day – I’m sure it’s dried up now 🙂

Anyhoo, Calvin and Orlo in bed, so I’m missing out on reading time. Oh yes, we are having Christmas here this year. All welcome – we might even have a tree!!! and there will be ski-ing and wot not.

T x

How is that the finest cartoon ever? the main bloke is a cheese ball, Rem is it ?!!
I go with dogtanion!

Cheers for birthday messages one and all! Cheese looks most tasty – don’t forget the water biscuits to go with it!! Geoff got me an Olive tree, and Rio and Orlo got a bunch of flowers! I got these prezzies before my birthday as we were in Avignon for the actual day, celebrating Jaques 60th birthday. Good fun had by all. cor. can’t sit down for five seconds. orlando bleating!

well a concert with that happy soul should cheer mama up! what price le cirque du soleil???

I was informed by a reliable source (Dick Francis) that all female names in Japan ended with ‘oko’ -?
How do they carry their babies in Japan? is there some sort of handy sling that I can purchase via you? seeing as I’ve got a good collection going! And do you actually want a birthday prezzie? if so post your address!!

WE HAD PLANNED TO GO CAMPING IN BERTHA LAST WEEKEND, BUT WHEN GEOFF TRIED TO GET THE POWER DRILL FROM WORK, THEY HAD ALL BEEN BOOKED OUT. AS WE NEEDED THIS TO DRILL THROUGH THE METEL PLATE TO PUT UNDER RIO’S SEAT IN THE VAN, WE HAD TO POSPONE THE TRIP TO THIS WEEKEND. NOT MEANT TO BE AS NICE BUT STILL A 4 DAY WEEKEND.

GEOFF GOT THE DRILL FROM WORK BUT EVERY EVENING IT WAS TOO DARK BY THE TIME WE HAD GOT RIO AND ORLANDO IN BED TO SCRABBLE ROUND UNDER THE VAN. WE COULD HAVE TRIED WITH A TORCH BUT DIDN’T MUCH FANCY THAT. NO PROBLEM WE THOUGH, WE’LL JUST DO IT ON THE WED NIGHT AND LEAVE FIRSTH THING THUR….

GEOFF TRIED TO DRILL THROUGH THE PLATE SO THAT WE HAD ONE HOLE READY FOR THE MORROW – HORROR. THE BLASTED THING DIDN’T DO THROUGH AT ALL. POSSIBLY DRILL BIT IS BLUNT OR DRILL NOT CHARGED WE THOUGH. NEW PLAN, GET ANOTHER DRILL BIT IN THE MORNING, TEST IT AND WHEN IT WORKS FINE TAKE OUT SEAT ECT…

AFTER A RAFRESHING NIGHTS SLEEP WE HAD COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN THE CORRECT DRILL BIT (BACKED UP BY DOD E-MAIL!) GEOFFS LATERAL THINKING NOT BEING WHAT IT COULD BE, HE HAD BEEN TRYING TO DRIKL THROUGH IT WITH A WOOD DRILL! METEL DRILL BIT SHOT THROUGH THE FIRST HOLE NO PROBLEM.

ALL SYSTEMS GO! WE PACKED SOME THINGS INTO THE VAN, I WASHED UP AND DID LAST MINUTE STUFF WHILE GEOFF LOOSENED ALL THE BOLTS. GOT ORLANDO TO SLEEP, RIO WONDERING ROUND IN THE VAN. BY THIS TIME BOTH OF US ARE READY TO GO AND CHEERFULLY EXPECTING TO BE OFF IN THE NEXT HOUR OR SO. ME IN THE VAN AND GEOFF UNDER IT, WE GET THE SEAT OFF NO PROBLEMS – RIO HELPING HAPILY THE WHILE. GEOFF SLIDES UNDER WITH THE PLATE TO HOLD IT UNDER THE VAN, AND I GET READY WITH THE DRILL. GIVE IT AN EXPERIMENTAL GO. LOUD PROTESTS FROM RIO ABOUT THE ‘DAMASHINE’ SO WE TRY THE TV AS A DITRACTION WHILE WE DRILL THE HOLES. LEGG IT BACK INTO THE VAN AND POCK THE DRILL THROUGH….. IT DOESN’T GO THROUGH FAR ENOUGH TO GO THROUGH THE PLATE. SLIGHT DENT IN BONHOMIE BY NOW BUT NO PROBLEM WE THINK, JUST MARK THE HOLES OUT AND DILL THEM OUTSIDE. A BELLOW FROM THE HOUSE INDICATES ORLANDO HAS WOKEN. LEG IT IN AND PROP HIM UP INFRONT OF BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (RIO HAS LOST INTEREST BUT IS PLAYING WITH HIS TRAINS SO ALL’S GOOD).

WE MARK OUT THE HOLES BY DRILLING A SMALL MARK WITH THE TIP OF THE DRILL BIT WHICH POKES THROUGH. RATHER OVERENTHUSIASTICALLY GEOFF DRILLS TWO HOLES. NATURALLY THESE DON’T CORRESPOND WITH THE HOLES UNDER THE VAN. BONHOMIE NOW COMPLETELY GONE…

DECIDE TO BOLT ONE HOLE IN – THE BOLT WON’T EVEN GO THROUGH THE METEL PLAT. OBVIOUSLY DRILL AT A VERY SLIGHT DIFFERENT ANGLE. BELLOW FROM THE HOUSE FROM ABANDONNED CHILDREN. CURSING FREELY NOW, ME QUESTIONING THE POINT OF GOING ECT. CHEER CHILDREN UP. SIT BOTH IN VAN WHILE WE PUT THE SEAT BACK ON. DECIDE TO GO ANYWAY WITHOUT PLATE – RIO ISN’T THAT HEAVY. EVERYTHING IS IN THE VAN NOW. SHUTTERS CLOSED. LOCKED UP. ORLANDO IN VAN ASLEEP. RIO SNUGGLED INTO HIS SEAT WITH HIS BOTT. GEOFF IN. ME BEHIND TO DIRECT. NOTHING HAPPENS….

I WALK ROUND THE VAN TO FIND GEOFF LOOKING NOT A LITTLE DEFLATED. BERTHA’S BATTERY IS COMPLETELY FLAT. ALL ENTHUSIASME WHICH HAS BEEN RECULTIVATED AFTER THE SEAT SET BACK NOW COMPLETELY VANISHES. RIO INSIDE ASLEEP. ME SULKING IN THE HAMMOCK. GEOFF TRYING TO WORK OUT HOW LONG HIS NEW BATTERY CHARGER WIL TAKE TO CHARGE BERTHAS MAMMOTH BATTERY.

ALL IN ALL, NOT THE WAY I WAS HOPING TO SPEND THE FIRST DAY OF THE WEEKEND.
MAYHAPS A GLUG WILL HELP….