Dashed fine show! Don’t take any funny business from these natives! British don’t you know.

Well that sounded fairly hellish. What would you have done if he had produced a large machete when you started quibling about the price… 😉

I was wandering through the house earlier, on the way to the garden to practise a few golf swings with the number 2 iron and the plastic golf-balls i purchased earlier in the week, when i heard a piteous mewing from below. I located the sound as eminating from the Minion. I was about to kick it playfully as is my want, when i noticed its food bowl was empty. I threw a couple of grains of the dry biscuit food in and it munched away happily.

Dod is merely 2-1 up in a 5 setter. plenty of opportunity for a comeback! I was having to ease off a tad because Dod was fairly short of breath and seemed on the verge of a heart attack.

those ridiculous blue shorts of Dod’s are the most festering things i have ever seen. He only wears them in the garden – thank god! – and he claims they allow an all over tan. pest!

many thanks for the post card t. I hope u learnt how to kill or imobolise these deadly small brown snakes when they slither into the tentflap!

Well, i’m glad that you both authorise repeated urinating in to your wetsuits. I shall endevour to satify these requests.

Still can’t think of any dvds… but if you see “A life less ordinary” (with cameron diaz and ewan mcgregor) feel free to grab it.