A sliver of pizza:

Pour arranger la bouche:
:
Minion’s new lair:

Hair stylist:

Shed destruction:

A sliver of pizza:

Pour arranger la bouche:
:
Minion’s new lair:

Hair stylist:

Shed destruction:

The ex-pond, with a stone fish in a stone river:

Charlie, Rosabelle and Mamichou:

An isolated fingerpost:

Picking wild garlic:

Apple blossom:

Lettuce salad:

Rickety swing:

Dandelion:

Gone to seed:

What a ghastly choice: Lord Snooty, with 17 old Etonians in his Cabinet; the discredited Supreme Leader, with the Miliband puppets jerking convulsively in the background; or the party of, as AA Gill put it, ‘comfortably vast bottoms’.
Clearly, my civic duty is to spoil my ballet paper.
Stepping out:

Studying the form:

According to the BBC:
On Planet Greece some civil servants get a bonus for turning up to work on time. Foresters get a bonus for working outdoors. At least they show up.
There are civil servants called ghost workers because they never go into the office, head to a second job and still claim a state salary. They can’t get sacked, because a civil service post is for life. Unless the incumbent decides to retire in his or her forties, with a pension.
And the government can continue paying for the afterlife. Unmarried and divorced daughters of civil servants are entitled to collect their dead parents pensions. Another lucrative sinecure is to belong to a state committee. The government has no idea how many there are.
It has been estimated that they have 10,000 employees and cost nearly £200m a year, and that includes the committee to manage a lake that dried up 80 years ago.
In the beginning:

Halfway

Stop for triple coffee:

The end of the truckle:

Fried rind:

Finished:

Polystyrene tower destined for tip:

Six stare wood store added:

Breakfast the day after: toast, butter and marmalade:

Alternative breakfast: buckwheat groats.

Only just noticed the ‘WOL’ written on your owl box. Neat!