The defender all quality strikers feared playing against

I vividly remember seeing this long haired maestro rushing towards his own goal on repeated occasions hoping against hope he might manage to retrieve the ball he had just let through; but he never seemed to have enough speed to play ‘catch up’, never mind do what he was signed for.

What an era. Did I ever mention the poetic quality exhibited by Beardsley and Cole?

Swimsuit falling apart

We were at Bracklesham Bay taking photos of Rio when a Cross Channel swimmer apparently sponsored by Newcastle United and sporting their new one piece polyester, ‘close-hug’, ‘away-style’ strip crossed our path.

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Imagine our surprise when only a few minutes later he reappeared, muttering something about the cheapskates having used substandard glue to hold the pieces of his swimsuit together.

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Snake (not) in the grass

Looking out of the kitchen window, I spotted this creature stretched out on a branch basking in the rays of the sun. After we had all examined him – or her – at close quarters, he – or she – slid away in an upwards direction, disappearing from view in the top of a tree.

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More from France

This is an aquaduct.

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It can be traversed by those on bicycles or by foot. However, there are no railings and the drop is sheer and very high.

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I preferred to walk over this one.

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We took a trip by canoe, and saw much wildlife.

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We all took turns looking after the infants.

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The sou pizza maker.

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Bertha at Avignon airport.

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Michou, Rio and Clemantine.

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Around the pool.

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Cooking lunch in the rain.

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Sisters.

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Husband and wife.

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