Tall ship experience

Mama and I rolled out of bed at sixish on a cold Sunday morning to get to Portsmouth in time to board the Prince William on our one day voyage. We were in ‘White Watch’ and were assigned a cot in the bowels of the ship that looked like a piece of half drain pipe that had been stretched to accomodate a body. We then started basic safety training.

Later, after a bacon butty, we headed back on deck for ‘up and over’. This involved scrambling ‘op the rigging’, clipping your safety harness onto a taut wire en route, standing briefly on the level of the first cross mast (it’s got a name, but I can’t remember what it is) gazing out at the view, and then making a wobbly descent. The portion of the steel rope ladder that involved climbing backwards in space I found particularly hairy.

Then we moved onto heaving on the ropes, letting out a bellow on each pull. I and three others heaved on one side of the ship, Mama and her team loosening the same ropes on the other. This allowed the cross pods to swivel around, which enables the sails to fill with wind.

While working we kept warm, but otherwise it was freezing. Given an opportunity to climb out onto the bowspit – the pointed bit at the front, with a net hanging below – Mama was out there like a shot, but I declined. I also declined a trip up and out onto the side pods to furl the sails. Blue Watch handled most of the ‘furling’, with an Irish geezer straight out of Master and Commander yelling out how it should be done from the deck below.

Lunch followed, and then more rope pulling. Much excitement all round. Eventually, we drifted back to port. There was a short video at the end showing clips from longer voyages in more pleasant climes.

All in all, I should say a ten day trip in the Caribbean or the Canaries would be great fun. They’re cheapish, if you get a last minute deal. All the volunteer crew who had done one of these rhapsoded about it. Okay food, plenty of hot showers, and good honest toil, are the order of the day.

Comment

I was in the craft shop in Bognor in late summer looking for a mount cutter (being mean, I ended up buying a cheap, bendy craft knife, so my home made mounts are seriously crooked; but I do like the look of my paintings in a big frame) and I saw a flyer on the wall offering artists free hanging space at the Alexandra theatre. I emailed them and got a reply from someone who claimed to have seen my stuff in the (Bognor?) Observer Magazine and was happy to hang it. Clearly, she was mistaken, since I’m unaware of it appearing anywhere; but I went to see her. She steamrollered me into it. It was either a dedicated exhibition in the small theatre room over a weekend when I would have to be in attendance, or a two to three weeks stint in the main foyer. I chose the latter; and the first date she had available was next April.

I don’t feel overwhelmed with enthusiasm. It was a wet day, I had parked close to the theatre so I could get some paintings out, but she didn’t want to see them. I ended up getting a thirty quid parking fine!!!

What I’m really after is a space – a cafÈ, or something – where I can hang two or three paintings indefinitely, calling in every month or so to change them over. Somewhere the paintings are just an incidental part of the scenery, rather than the main reason for people being there.

Emma suggested making a children’s book. She had an eight month old who seemed to enjoy seeing my pics on the walls. So, now I’m thinking of writing some simple accompanying bits. Mireille is an enthusiast, too, who suggests a minimum price of £150!

The ‘comment’ was from the theatre blurb. The organiser has evidently got it into her head that I’m some sort of established artist, with many solo exhibitions to my name!

The cards were for a one day event in Chi. I sold £9 worth, at 50p a shot. What I need is an agent.

CD

CD arrived. Liv says the movies are good. Mama likes both sets of earrings; but will probably chose the darker ones.

There’s a parcel and separate letter for you in Christchurch. We’ll send something to Greymouth.

In Chi this afternoon: heaving masses on the streets; tinny, yodelling sounds of Christmas songs emenating from every shop.