Personally I don’t like doing my washing every day. I agree with the recommendation for a couple pairs of trousers and jumpers sure but prefer infinite pairs of socks, pants and t-shirts so that you don’t have to do the washing very often. When I went to India I had two t-shirts, a pair of trousers, a pair of shorts and about four sets of undergarments.

And yes I am a lucky gentlemen in that the magic fairy does deposit clean washing at the end of the bed 🙂

“”Visualise that you’re PacMan and the little dots are the cancer cells and you’re eating them all up!” Michael said to me, I’ll never forget that. ”
said Gavin and bloody hell, he got cured!

Obviously I am biased but did you know that the prosecution allege that after the stupid documentary and while the police were investing Mr Jackson and the wicked “victim’s” family saying how MJ was like an angel and a father to them… then Michael started abusing him and only then; after the docunmentary had aired. And while they were touring around and spending loads of money they were actually kidnapped.

Also they sued a store they had just been caught shop lifting from because they say the security guards molested them. As did the kids father says the mother. As did another chap too they say. And his mum prized thousands of pounds of money for Gavin’s treatment from other celebrities and spent it on herself since they were medically insured all along.

Now if Macauley Culkin or one of Mj’s celebrity friends’ kids comes along and says “MJ did me”. Fine. But this lot?! Flog ’em and send the mother to a mental institution (the one she was in before will do).

Winge over 🙂

I actually played a football match for 90 mins yesterday as a lone striker since we only had 10 players. This entails racing four defenders to every ball hoofed up the end you are attacking. I started off rather well but after the 18 stone goal keeper and I had run headlong into each other trying to get to the ball first I developed substantial bruising. By the last half hour I and the rest of the team were walking wounded trying desperately to keep limping at a reasonable pace and utterly devoid of any energy or ability. We lost one-nill and today i ache like nobodies business. Think I should stick to Pro Evo Soccer4 – I’m good at that at least.

So that’s what the almighty gets up to these days is it. I suppose He has a history of doing this sort of pointless stuff – messing about with gardens and letting blokes wander around in them. And not noticing things like Tsunami’s in time to stop them. “Then the Lord God planted a garden in Eden, in the east, and there he put the man he had formed and he said unto the man, rejoice, I giveth unto you a season ticket, not exchangeable for cash or to be used in conjuction with any other offer” Genesis 1: 8-12

For about £30

Crocuses you say? They’re all over the place! The madness of driving (or not driving) all the way to central Londond for a few crocuses! I got in last week for the reduced price of £7.50 since it was going to close in one and half hours. I can’t believe the readiness to pay good money to see some old rusty green houses and trees when we live so near the Real Countryside. Fortunately I wasn’t the one paying B-) Although, I would conceed that come summer time there mght be more to see than grass and empty flower beds