WBMC

The results from the World Beard and Moustache Championships are out. Professional beard growers from around the world were attracted to this event. Here are a selection…

Willi Chevalier - Germany
One of the best crafted beards

Dieter Besuch - Germany
Precise, but up against strong competition
Elmar Weisser - Germany
impression rendition of tower bridge
Karl-Heinz Hille - Germany
Quality imperial beard

Jürgen Burkhardt - Germany
My favourite, a little like something out of Spirited Away

Talk Sport quote

“The Liverpool bench is pretty solid. The Liverpool bench is quite literally solid. I don’t mean the wooden bench itself I mean the players. Benches aren’t made of wood these days but they’re certainly solid”

Commentating genius.

classic

that is a quality quote. When you watch the video, you can see a bush-like panic in her eyes;-)

God Bless America: actual quotes

Question “Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can’t locate America on a world map. Why do you think this is?”

Miss Teen USA South Carolina “I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and like the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here. In the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries. So we will be able to build up our future for our children.”

Thanks.
Evidence uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

Deal!

If you give me your house I will promise to ensure that Liv never removes the side bars.

I use the link to the cinema listings and eurogamer.