Diving

Mama let out several shrieks of dismay when she heard you had started diving. It hadn’t crossed my mind, but possibly it’s not the best thing to do if you’ve got this allergic thing bubbling around inside. All the side effect warnings talk about breathing difficulties as well as lumps and itching, so maybe heading deep down underwater, which affects your metabolism anyway, is tempting providence. Not wanting to be a wet blanket and all that; but what’s wrong with staying on land (out of the sun, of course, on account of increased sensitivity!) until you know for sure what’s the cause of this ‘thing’?