Many thanks for a most handy and elegant 50,000 year old goose egg cup. Now, all we need is to get some geese, and wait for them to lay some eggs – the price of a goose egg at the Windmill is currently £1.50!!!

As for the umbrella hat – do people actually wear these things in the rain? How do they avoid water pouring in cascades off the hat onto their shoulders and back?

It hasn’t rained here in months; but when it does, I’ll be out there, looking like a complete prat!