The only permissable footwear for playing Crud or Crude can be found at this link:
Due to the enormous cost of these ludicrous shoes I am confident they will never grace the No 1 Court. For those who truly suffer, thin silk socks can be worn but penalty points will be docked.
But I can’t concentrate when my feet are cold and then my feet ‘click’ for a few hours afterwards!
Blasphemy! burn the heretic!
crud must only be played barefoot in acordance with the holy scriptures!
I don’t mind . . . the most distressing element of Crud/Crude or whatever it is now, is getting ridiculously cold feet. Perhaps we can forge an agreement with the Crudmaster in regards to suitable footwear? I find flip flops highly dangerous when galavanting around the court. . . maybe some form of soft soled Ugg boot would be better suited?
went to see episode 3 last night with solid and slightly. Not a bad film – a large improvement on the previous two – but still a little too contrived i feel. Chewie, R2-D2 and C3-P0 all appearing continuously and seemingly having close relationships with many of the main characters!
we were also treated to some amateur theatrics and a trio of two darth vaders and one darth maul battled it out in front of us before the showing! terribly tacky but funny.
outrageous slander! My game is beautifully blended with sensible proportions of net and baseline play. More heavily slanted to the baseline if anything!
Just because pliskin has tended towards solid-style play shouldn’t cause such massive rule changes.
People will begin to mistake you for ecclestone and crud for formula one – what with the endless rule changes.
By god, i demand satisfaction on the crud court… or should I say crude