Enlightenment is too ‘last year’. How about:

Is Your Church on the Cutting Edge?
Or
How cynical are you?
Or again
How competetive are you?

All at the same Beliefnet.com site, along with about a hundred other inane quizzes, including one on the Matrix.

This question just about sums it up:

Q6. There are 30 seconds left in a really good football game that’s going down to the wire. The network breaks into the game for a news bulletin about hostage negotiations in Kazakhstan. You:
1. Go berserk and scream at the TV.
2. Race to the radio to see if you can pick up the play-by-play.
3. Hope they get through the news bulletin quickly.
4. Pause to pray for the hostages.