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Bognor are actually a decent sde. Decent enough that their league is only a couple below professional football and their results and their league get shown on Sky Sports news and printed in national papers. The players probably even get some money for playing and train twice a week.

Conversly, our slightly beloved Six Villages consists largely of fat drunken oafs who turn up worse for ware on Sunday and flail around in large amounts of mud.

The Rocks are about 7 leagues above us (we/ they actually play in the lowest league ever invented) and their six aside team would probably anihilate a full 11 of Six Villages.

By the way Liv, well done to you and the boys! What a great side you are this season.