At the Test, a commentator mentioned that Mick Jagger was in the crowd, looking “like a naan bread that’s been left in the sun for three days”.

This reminded me of an anecdote I’d heard. While attending a party one evening, the jazz singer George Melly was introduced to Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger. “I didn’t expect you to have so many wrinkles,” Melly remarked. “They’re not wrinkles,” Jagger declared. “They’re laughter lines.” “Really,” Melly replied. “Surely nothing could be that funny.”