Window piece

At the allotment

Bananas

Cycling

Natty shoes

I’m not sure the gap between banality and profundity in music lyrics is very wide. I haven’t heard ‘Life’; but I’ve listened to Brian Eno singing this, many times, and I find I fully concur with his sentiments.

Oh it’s just another day,
It’s just another day on Earth

Oh it’s just another day,
Just another day,
It’s just another day on Earth

Oh it’s just another day on Earth
It’s just another day on Earth

One day, we will put it all behind,
We’ll say, that was just another time,
We’ll say, that was just another day on Earth

We’ll say, that was just another time,
One day, we will put it all behind,
We’ll say, that was just another day on Earth

Just another day,
It’s just another day,
Oh it’s just another day on Earth

It’s just another day on Earth

Jul, thanks for your endless post – it was most amusing, also the Reservoir Dogs-esque photo on the tube. Modeling is a cool experience we should all do once (it was enough for me).

Tan, WHAT’S WITH THE CAPITAL LETTERS! IT’S LIKE SHOUTING BUT ON THE INTERNET sshhh a little please.

And finally I was puzzled today when I read a comment about what someone said being the “most stupid thing ever written by anyone ever including Desree’s “Life””. This intrigued me somewhat and induced me to search for the lyrics of Desrees “Life”. I present them now and warn you not to drink milk while you read as the likelihood is that it will come out of your nostrils.

Ooh, Yeah Oh yeah Oh Life Oh Life
I’m afraid of the dark Especially when I’m in the park
When there’s no one else around Oh I get the shivers
I don’t wanna see a ghost It’s the sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast Watch the evening news
Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life

I’m a superstitious girl I’m the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders I keep a rabbits’ tail
I’ll take you up on a dare Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I’ll be there Bungee jumping, I don’t care

Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life
So after all’s said and done I know I’m not the only one
Life indeed can be fun If you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams Ain’t as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world In a beautiful balloon

Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life Oh life, oh life Life, oh life Oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life..”

Quite astounding really isn’t it.

You could try using the magical deodorant stone; or the spray version, if you have it.

Or, as recommended by cat piss experts worldwide: ” … mix in a spray bottle a solution of white vinegar and water about half and half and it will take away the cat urine smell. It works the best and the vinegar odour dissipates in a little while …”

Failing that, how about Hydrogen Peroxide: it cures all known ills.

indeed! it was exactly like that!

…in which case, I’m sorted!

That photo shoot sounded just like the scene in Lost in Translation where Bill Murray is advertising Santori Whiskey!

Have you tried some sort of anti-odour spray for the suit? I have used shoe spray, with some success, on my football boots and shin pads. Whilst this is not really comparable to cat piss, the get sweaty->fester in bag->get sweaty again cycle when playing football each week, creates a cumulative stink that is which is at least an 8 on any scale.