a jolly few days back in tokyo. thanks Tan and Geoff, i had an epic time! here are some photos.
Month: June 2009
is this the most ridiculous photo ever?
Cherry picking
A few videos from the recent family get-together:
picasaweb.google.co.uk/NicholasBrockbank/FranceMay09#
And a few from earlier this year:
picasaweb.google.co.uk/NicholasBrockbank/GainsfordFeb09#
If you hit on ‘slideshow’ and adjust the screensize by clicking on ‘google’ at the bottom on the right you can get a reasonable view.
Some photos from Toulouse
Indeed! I ALWAYS lock – Rio unlocked onc…
Indeed! I ALWAYS lock – Rio unlocked once at the critical moment, but no spectators! pouring with rain all day here – a small break fora mullberry trip to the lake.
Larry speaks
Visiting the toilet facilities on the high speed Southern service back to Barnham from Gatwick, I found myself morphing into Mr L David. I mean, what was wrong with the old fashioned, simple, hinged door cubicles? Gruesome to use, naturally, but eminently practical. No, someone has to devise a ludicrous, crescent shaped entrance wide enough for a car, that opens and closes laboriously at the touch of a button, giving forth to an open plan playground with the same pitiful throne as always wedged into one corner, topped with the familiar stained lid and seat, which need flipping open gingerly with the tip of a shoe, before a urine stream can be sent hopefully in the right direction.
Of course, as soon as I began, the driver applied his brakes and, since there were no nearby walls to lean against, I was jolted off balance, causing liquid mayhem. As I struggled to regain control, the massive door started opening, revealing my antics to half the carriage. Too late, I realised I had forgotten to press the ‘lock’ button.
Can someone explain why the electronic door of a toilet should ever need to shut without at the same time locking itself? What possible eventuality would have a person venture into one of these hideous contrivances, shut the door behind themselves, and be content to have anyone open it while they were inside?
The inventor should be made to stand naked in his own unlocked cubicle while spectators open and close the door at will.
While we’re about it, he or she had engineered three orifices where punters were directed to place their hands: one to bleed soap, another to squirt water, a third to belch hot air. Only the water worked, which explains why wads of damp tissue littered the floor, to which I added a couple of fistfuls of my own.
good photos jul! I can practically taste that duck….