he was fairly wooden but occasionally funny. they seem to be swapping every week, maybe they’ll keep on going til they find someone who works.

Germans have no sense of humour.

“The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to… the Fourth Level of Hell!“

“Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.”

Doom!

Take the Dante’s Inferno Test

money grasping fiends indeed.

just got back from a hellishly busy few days. went home on monday, arriving at about 11.30pm. and got up at five the next morn for the two hour train trip to bournemouth for a “assessment centre” with jpmorgan. Two interviews (one friendly one and another with a guy with no expression and lots of awkward pauses…), a “role-play” (ie. some sort of hell), and a “group discussion” (essentially, a “role-play” in a group). There were six of us in the group thing, with 6 beady-eyed assessors assigned to each candidate, watching every move. I was obviously fairly good, making several salient points and suchlike). after the last interview, shaking hands, I felt the tell-tale signs of a freemasons handshake. Naturally i responded in accordance with charter 34 of the freemason handbook, with a No. 6 handshake. unfortunately this does not seem to have worked, as they haven’t got back to me yet. most distressing.

It all sounds a bit classy in nz and hope that Thailand is better than Vietnam!

Right, i’m going to construct myself some burgers. must remember to get some ketchup.

Tennis was pretty quality. Roaring sunshine, grass courts. won most of my games and we won overall. best quality food followed, with profiteroles covered in choc sauce and strawberries n cream. I even got a little sunburnt.

I’m shocked that Jul is actually doing work. most astounding.

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yes indeedy – i landed it, complete with grab:-) Best quality! What are “boardershands”?

Still working my way through “light” and I have “man in full” to read after that. then…. might have a look at some clavell in the summer.

Playing tennis vs St Peters today – it will be highly embarrassing when I get beaten by a fifteen-year-old! gak.