Oh: Tan’s coming back tomorrow. Should be in around 1pm.

Hail fellow bloggers.
Just registred my fantasy team Liv. I can smell the victory already!!!
Went on a long walk up a mountain yesterday. Good fun, but a bit like a main road on the way back down there were so many other plodders on the track. Good views though!

Snake is back…

Julio: why is your photo so pleasing upon the eye? Why do you have 2 eye brows? Artistic license?

Will someone sort out that chicken skin neck solid has drawn on my image?

Hail morons,

I’d just like to clarify for the record that I wasn’t slithering out of doing work at my own bbq. It’s just that Tan and Edd are far too organised. For example, I wake up at 9.30 the day after, don the old rubber gloves for a spot of cleaning, get down starirs, and lo and behold, carotte has already cleaned everything up, except for the beers which I dutifully do!

Anyway, how is that I managed to slice my foot open and drip blood all the way through the house? By being lazy? I think not! Caused by running back and forth constantly from barbecue to fridge, dropping a salad bowl full of kebabs on my toe in my frenzy. In your faces fools!!!

Carotte is now hanging over my shoulder so shall be getting a swift punch in the arm!!

Until next time.

Well it’s been a while since I last blogged. What have I been up to? Not a lot, apart from making the world a safer place, drinking far too much at a friend’s wedding, and making many a foray down to the solid, decoy, howling banshee abode…

Off to France for Bab’s wedding this afternoon, and to teach Les Francais comment jouer au foot.