I’m the only one who cares…

I would like to publicly predict a labour majority of 130. Minimum 70 and I feel quite likely to be 150 even. Roy hattersly said that there wouldn’t be a tory pm in his lifetime and his mum is 96 (so even though he’s highly encrusted he’s got some time left). He’s right. They are getting more and more marginalised. No sane moderate person would be made leader because they wouldn’t share views with the membership. And so they are screwed. Happy Tom

Chill out dude. The countries is OK man. Not fantastic, not terrible but fine actually. No hideous recessions, strikes etc. – we didn’t like that dreadful war business though. People are just going about their business, lots of jobs, minumum wage above £5, NHS and schools getting properly funded and slowly better etc. While there are lots of instances of things we might not like, surely it must be said that overall things are not that bad at all actually. Hence an inevitable and “historic” third term. And why not I say. I don’t expect miracles.

I vote ABC – anyone but conservative. As I live in Chi I suspect that ABC’s will all lose but will support Mr Kennedy and associates since they stand more of a chance than anyone else – ableit, not much of a chance. Anyway Tony and Gordon will win again and our country will be in safe hands for another 4-5 years (but most of the middle east will be scared).

Getting old

We are all getting old! Hell even the youngest of us is 22. Half the England football team is younger than us, even such established old hands like people like Ashley Cole and Gerrard are younger than Liv and I. And worse that that last night I had some dealings with the police at work (nothing serious) and my colleague and I remarked “Gosh wasn’t he young!”. And of course we all know that you’re getting old when policemen start to look young. Hell we’re all going bald even these days (except Jul who is the very embodiment of hairy headedness) and Nicky.

Personally I don’t like doing my washing every day. I agree with the recommendation for a couple pairs of trousers and jumpers sure but prefer infinite pairs of socks, pants and t-shirts so that you don’t have to do the washing very often. When I went to India I had two t-shirts, a pair of trousers, a pair of shorts and about four sets of undergarments.

And yes I am a lucky gentlemen in that the magic fairy does deposit clean washing at the end of the bed 🙂

MJ Trial

“”Visualise that you’re PacMan and the little dots are the cancer cells and you’re eating them all up!” Michael said to me, I’ll never forget that. ”
said Gavin and bloody hell, he got cured!

Obviously I am biased but did you know that the prosecution allege that after the stupid documentary and while the police were investing Mr Jackson and the wicked “victim’s” family saying how MJ was like an angel and a father to them… then Michael started abusing him and only then; after the docunmentary had aired. And while they were touring around and spending loads of money they were actually kidnapped.

Also they sued a store they had just been caught shop lifting from because they say the security guards molested them. As did the kids father says the mother. As did another chap too they say. And his mum prized thousands of pounds of money for Gavin’s treatment from other celebrities and spent it on herself since they were medically insured all along.

Now if Macauley Culkin or one of Mj’s celebrity friends’ kids comes along and says “MJ did me”. Fine. But this lot?! Flog ’em and send the mother to a mental institution (the one she was in before will do).

Winge over 🙂