I’m not dead! After several eons of silence slightly returns. Liv helped me purchase the latest and greatest of hi tech computers for the princely sum of sixty English pounds. Truly my cheap-skateosity knows no limits!

Jul

Welcome back to Blighty! I am going on a training course to learn how to stop psychopaths from beating you up. Sadly I am not allowed to use the old trusty “poke ’em in the eyes and kick ’em in the balls” tactic and we have a “no restraint” policy so I guess it’s all about running away and hiding like a big girly wuss. I asked about tazar guns but all I got in return was a blank stare… because of this course I am working every day this week for between 6-12 hours, however, I will be around on Wed and Thurs after 3pm. Perhaps I can practise my death grips on you and Liv.

Yes it is in fact stars, not planets which also actually makes sense unless there are fourteen known grains of sand on planet earth which sounds slightly low to me.

Jul my suggested retort from you to Liv is that at least you have someone to share his bed with you. haha hahaha bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahah!

As many planets as there are grains of sand on this planet?!? Firstly I bet scientists haven’t got a clue about how many grains of sand there are – secondly they CERTAINLY haven’t got a clue about how many planets there are. They have detected about 4 planets all gassy and bigger than Jupiter but are still just too crap to be able to see them; they just can note the gravitational pull on the planets host star (they can see stars wobbling slightly).
I have been in London where the hottest place yesterday was where I was 36.4c (Enfield and Southgate) and today on my way back I passed Heathrow on the m25 as it reached 37.9c (100f) a new all British record don’t ya know. I had the window wide open but it was just blowing hot air at me!

Liv

I’m free at the weekend as it stands. I think we need to score a 30 on Norfolk Gardens. Sasha is in Malaysia.

Thanks for the postcard Liv!

I am only working on Thurs and Friday this week and have the weekend free as my Sasha has gone off to Malaysia. I have two weekdays off a week, usually in the middle of the week and Sasha is not back until 8th August.

Also noteworthy is that Anna now lives in Chi with Steve in a very pleasant spacious apartment and Sasha and I will probably move about a mile away from them in September.

Leg is now pretty much OK, I played a rough hacking game of football last night and the Big Black Scab remained intact. Smell of rotting flesh has nearly gone too!

scm