i got 13/14

aparently brian blessed was in one of the films at some point…lies!

or rather this:

hows this for a scam?

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how madly interesting!

interesting. i was going to be a troll hunter…

i could be a rogue, but i would rather not.

splendid!
no doubt it is a a relic from the dawn of time. is it one of those snazzy models which runs of actual punch cards and spews out reels of ticker-tape for comedic effect?

looks like you need a picture. care to make it yourself or shall i craft one of equal hidiousness to the others?