haha. he laughed, a mirthless and bitter cackle of derision. we went to nusa lembongang and it was a pest hole. the people were unfreindly, the beaches looked plesent and white from a distance, but close up the were revieled to be spread with chunks of sharp corral and nasty rocks just below the water line. the water itself, when not flecked with green scum was crystal clear and quite nice. so after giving it two days we left for senur and got a bemo from there to ubud were we leapt intop the place we stayed at before with sighs of relief. something of interest. in senur we fixed a price of 40000rp with the bemo minion and set off. about half way there we were startled out of our reveree by a loud groin from the minon and a mutter of “so far!” or something simmiler. i though nothing of it and we pootled onwards. a bit later he struck up the courage to speak again. he gibbered something to the effect that he had not realised that ubud was so far away and that he wanted 50000rp. this got annika to the boil and no mistake. i calmed her and stated loudly in my best commanding manner that we would pay the agreed price. and the we left it. later we reached the outskirts of ubud, and there we stopped. we had made it very clear when agreeing the price that we wanted to go to the center of the town and the bloke had agreed. but now he had the crust to demand that we get out here a good km from our place and to pay 50000rp. annika was frothing at the gills in anger and i had about as much as i could take. i lunged to the front, gratified that he twitched slightly backwards, and gestured at the map “we will go here and we will pay you 40000” i said calmly thinking of what dirk struin would do in this situation. he said no. i changed tack. “you take us there, or we get out here and pay you nothing!” this seemed to move him as he kept bleating that i was “no good man” but i was unmoved by his blather. and repeated myself. i found i could look him in the eyeball and course him to wilt. after much grumbling and cusings under his breath, he drove on and took us to the place. ofcourse dirk struin would have got out and then not payed the blighter, damn his insolence. but we gave him the 40000.

anyway ubud is nice. we think we will go back to kuta and try and find somewere nice to stay without quite so many cockrouches as last time.

i shall inform annika of cherry picking possibilties, as she will want toil when she returns and it sounds preferable to manderins which flay you alive with there thorns and privalidge of being payed a couple of bent pennies.

my word the tale is looking a bit good. much confusion. i badly want to write something but havent the time. curses.

has anyone else noticed a thing to the left which says “photos” it apears to contain derrigiographic images of liv and some other humans! i shall investigate further.

julio

hail. going to nusa lembongan tomorrow. may be my last blog for a while as the island only has elctricity between the hours of 9 pm to 5 am. i don’t think there is much in the way of internet. our book is two years old and may be wrong though.

forgot to mention tan, annika carries her small bag everywere and says that it is most usefull and top notch.

dod: i also forgot to mention the epicness that is music of Simon and garfunkle. the song “the sound of silence” is rather superb and i am sure you will enjoy it.

clearly both dod and liv require some sort of press up routine or some other form of exersize, lest there stomac muscle disapear completely.

julio

beard of satan! i said no urinating, by god!

sheesh!

tan what you need is a smallish van or station wagon so you can stick a matrass in and sleep 3 if needs be.

well acb’s kitchen most certainly was not spotless when i was there. it was so unplesent that i refused to cook in it and was forced to eat fast food for the duration of my stay in auckland, needless to say i gained a lovly collection of spots! on the way to nusa at some point.

julio

hail.

dod: i believe that the original stilts for the durham double at present make up most of the front gate. as to no new bed, i am content if the capital equel to the price of livs bed is delivered to me in gold bullion as i like to keep my funds liquid.

just heard via text that the tale has taken a sudden twist. this was not to my liking as i am composing a section in a note book as i don’t have easy e-mail access. well i shall read it and no doubt i can mold mine to fit.

expect another sack full of dvds when i arrive back, any orders?

i didn’t do sandbording in opanoni, but some other place. opanoni i really nice place to go tan, but stock up on food as there isn’t much there. and it has no atm.

in lovina and shortly about to leave. it is quite nice the hostel is very good, and the water loverly, but the beach is foul. a thin stretch of grubby sand with hordes of hawkers who charge at you like a plague of locusts. damn them all to hell i say. we will go to nusa lambongang i believe. it had better be good as bali seems a bit of a crappy place to holiday. am enjoying myself a . a lot though.

liv: yes you can use my wetsuit. but instruct the user to drink no liquids and to go to the toilet before hand on pain of death. it is in my top draw i believe. mama should know.

finnished gai-jin!!! epic but not quite as good as the other clavels. in a fit of classic insanity i purchased another book. an umberto eco one. somthing pendulum. looked good.

well three weeks and i will be back in blighty, hope it stayes hot.

julio

dod did you say that you renewed my insurance till the 3rd? i am heading to singapore on that date but i have to stay there till the 5th as there is no connecting flight. i am sure nothing will happen in those two days(he said with a sense of impending doom.)

thanks for the email mama! i hope cleaning my room won’t be too stresfull. do i have a new bed yet?

julio