The match is 12 mins each way and so there’s no point in going all that way just for that, especially if you only come on at half time. Actually I thought I was good – I scored the only goal of the second half. But we should have won. We would have done but people who were defending suddenly went all out attack when we were winning leaving no-one to defend. Warren went beserk and decided to take them all on from the back, got tackled leaving three of them against our keeper and they scored. 3-3. Then the ball bobbled around, bounced off the back wall, bounced off the back of our keepers legs and dribbled in. 3-4 to them. Final whistle.
We did well though. Especially considering the psychotic (and I should know I’m a professional) nature of the opposition. One of them threw our player over his shoulder and then stamped on him!?!?
Overal though you need longer games or two games in one night. On the plus side I paid £4.60 for the team strip Рa rather fetching nike top which one can actually wear in public. Bargain.

Presumably why they are 3 for 2!

I hear tell that you weren’t too happy with your appearance as a substitute the other day Tom?

i need to have one of these! eating one sounds like an interesting experiance.

On the other hand, they stink out the office and pollute the bowel. Tasty they are not.

has anyone ever had one? they burn the throat and clense the soul. most tasty.

They are 3 for 2 in the co-op at the moment.

Some quotes to renew your faith in Americans…

My favourite is:

“When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data.” (actually it was the only one which wasn’t inherently racist or sick…)

slightly would like this one:

“George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God.”