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I’m a:

Key lime PIE
You scored 49 childishness and 33 evilosity!
Sweet and tangy, you’re fun and a little bit naughty but you’re generally home by midnight and you’ve generally remembered to mask the smell of booze with a refreshing mint or somesuch.

The Sunday Times had an interview with Richard Gere, who is a Buddhist. After trying in vain to establish any individual traits whatsoever, outside of a general blandness, the journalist concluded:

“I’ve found it almost impossible to locate even the mildest tic or mannerism on which to hang his character. Decades of meditation have almost entirely polished away his personality. Richard Gere is a great big nobody. You see him, but he’s not really there.”

He then added:

“Writing this some days after I met him, I find this faintly chilling .”

The match is 12 mins each way and so there’s no point in going all that way just for that, especially if you only come on at half time. Actually I thought I was good – I scored the only goal of the second half. But we should have won. We would have done but people who were defending suddenly went all out attack when we were winning leaving no-one to defend. Warren went beserk and decided to take them all on from the back, got tackled leaving three of them against our keeper and they scored. 3-3. Then the ball bobbled around, bounced off the back wall, bounced off the back of our keepers legs and dribbled in. 3-4 to them. Final whistle.
We did well though. Especially considering the psychotic (and I should know I’m a professional) nature of the opposition. One of them threw our player over his shoulder and then stamped on him!?!?
Overal though you need longer games or two games in one night. On the plus side I paid £4.60 for the team strip Рa rather fetching nike top which one can actually wear in public. Bargain.

Presumably why they are 3 for 2!

I hear tell that you weren’t too happy with your appearance as a substitute the other day Tom?

i need to have one of these! eating one sounds like an interesting experiance.

On the other hand, they stink out the office and pollute the bowel. Tasty they are not.