Blasphemy! burn the heretic!

crud must only be played barefoot in acordance with the holy scriptures!

I don’t mind . . . the most distressing element of Crud/Crude or whatever it is now, is getting ridiculously cold feet. Perhaps we can forge an agreement with the Crudmaster in regards to suitable footwear? I find flip flops highly dangerous when galavanting around the court. . . maybe some form of soft soled Ugg boot would be better suited?

episode 3

went to see episode 3 last night with solid and slightly. Not a bad film – a large improvement on the previous two – but still a little too contrived i feel. Chewie, R2-D2 and C3-P0 all appearing continuously and seemingly having close relationships with many of the main characters!

we were also treated to some amateur theatrics and a trio of two darth vaders and one darth maul battled it out in front of us before the showing! terribly tacky but funny.

pack of lies!

outrageous slander! My game is beautifully blended with sensible proportions of net and baseline play. More heavily slanted to the baseline if anything!

Just because pliskin has tended towards solid-style play shouldn’t cause such massive rule changes.

People will begin to mistake you for ecclestone and crud for formula one – what with the endless rule changes.

By god, i demand satisfaction on the crud court… or should I say crude

I find the words of the crudmaster rather distressing.
My recollection of the game was that I mixed basecourt play with serve and volley to good effect.
If the crudmaster hits short returns that land close to the net then he maut accept the fact that his opponent will be obliged to run to the net, and adopt the so called disgraced style!

And a final note: one must move with the times and not harp back to “them good old days….”