The story I heard was that the Cambodian government are payed hoards of cash not to fix the road by the airline companies. This ensures that rather than take a hellish bus ride Mr Western Tourist feels it necessary to pay for an air ticket. Sneaky. But I suspect that the money you saved was worth the discomfort?

Nicky, Mmm… not sure about your naked friend weirdo. Would it be deeply distressing to him to run about in his pants instead? But I agree that we should be free to flap our genitalia about as we please. How long before the “paranoid bag women” who read The News of the World get him on some sex abuse register… mere days, I suspect sadly.

I am just about to end 3 days of fasting. It’s all the rage around here – everyone is doing it. Today I helped prepare food for several hours, went to a supermarket and walked into Burger King (purely for research purposes) and still managed not to partake of solids.

Everyone swears that they feel fantastic after they fast and frankly, what the hell else is there to amuse yourself with around here?

I am really surprised that I haven’t even really felt hungry. During breakfast and lunch on my first day I sat in deep concentration for 3 hours – not to awaken to a deeper reality – but to avoid the reality that everyone was enjoying the daily feastings. I’ve just had a mild headache occasionally and aren’t exactly full of beans. What is the Brockbank policy on fasting? I can just as easily imagine you swearing by it as swearing at it – and considering it preposterous.

Well, I shall tell you if it is all worthwhile latterly.

So I watched the movie clip and wondered if the Dodman ever got to move whilst holding the kite and standing on the wheels.
Liv, I trust can do somersaults with half piked triple twist while killing himself on the kite surfing death mobil.
I think I would rather fly dodman’s kite and go nowhere than commit voluntary euthanasia on a kite surf stunt.

Bognor are actually a decent sde. Decent enough that their league is only a couple below professional football and their results and their league get shown on Sky Sports news and printed in national papers. The players probably even get some money for playing and train twice a week.

Conversly, our slightly beloved Six Villages consists largely of fat drunken oafs who turn up worse for ware on Sunday and flail around in large amounts of mud.

The Rocks are about 7 leagues above us (we/ they actually play in the lowest league ever invented) and their six aside team would probably anihilate a full 11 of Six Villages.

By the way Liv, well done to you and the boys! What a great side you are this season.

Here’s a lovely old pic of our dear PM, genuine I might add.
That’s him in the back row, third from the right. What’s that gesture he’s making?

What is everyone planning on doing on the 9th? Me, I’ll be getting married in Arundel Town Hall and then having a party / barn dance possibly in the village hall at Patching. If Nicky, Michelle, Tan, Geoff, Rio, Liv, Hannah and mayhaps even Jul (we will have champagne Jul!!!) should care to join us they would be most welcome.
PS Yes, Sasha is the bride 😉