In case you haven’t noticed my messages are so interesting, well written, hilarious and gererally great that I blog them three times.
The blog thing wasn’t working yesterday and earlier today it said error every time I tried – except it still sent it.
I may attempt to blog from Malta….

Greetings Minions!

I think it is high time I went off on holiday somewhere nice with a babe so… Sasha and I are going to Malta for a week. On Saturday.

We got breakfast and dinner in a hotel with transfers and flights for £170. Not bad really.

Adios!

On a rare and rather brief visit from my sister I happened to show her the picture of Jul and Annika. Guess who this is I said, pointing at the pic?
“I don’t know who that woman on the right is but is the girl on her left her daughter – she looks about eight” was her reply.
I have tested her sanity chip and must blame the malfunction on her brain as a whole. I took her to the hospital and apparentally she’ll be fine and we can pick her up in a week or so.
Strangeness….!?!

Have just come back from Norfolk and visit to granny’s. Met my auntie’s boyfriend who is 72 – she is aoubt 40. Actually he was a darn decent bloke. Also I narrowly failed to qualify for the secret service on secretservicetest.co.uk scoring as I did 67%. Second I time I got 76% but that is just cheating.
Liv I hope this thing about Big Brother is one big crap joke because surely you aren’t dumb enough to like that bile. I have to confess to having watched bits in the past but not in a particularly dedicated or interested way. Please explain what it is you like about it! I really want to know.

Hey Nicky, I would check your fiver from Ford Market if I were you to make sure it’s not a fake.

I’d like to end by saying how much I detest Tan, Geoff, Jul and Annika for being thousands of miles away on holiday in an interesting country while I spend my time taking lunatics on shopping trips around Bognor Regis.

I have to remark that Annika looks like a lovely girl and that you two twenty year olds look like a very decent couple. Respect and congrats to all. The two of you do actually look pretty similar too with your long dark blondish hair and happy friendly faces and general skininess.
Ahhhh……….

About horse food… I confess to you all that I am a great consume of oats in the form of porridge. You see to combat my bastard (or to you non-existant) illness I require sturdy eats of a morning and so get up in the morning. And make porridge. This morning I took in a cupfull of oats in plastic container and boiled it up with a cup of milk and a cup of water. In order to placate my taste buds I also added yoghurt, strawberries and sugar. Most tasteous, rather like strawberries and cream. No really. And as a extra added bonus my dad collects my manure and makes it into compost!

Sorry about your inflating hands Tan.

Jul, congrats on the German girl. I wish only to ask for you to tell us her age and send us a picture asap.

As an example here is mon petit Sasha