I have to remark that Annika looks like a lovely girl and that you two twenty year olds look like a very decent couple. Respect and congrats to all. The two of you do actually look pretty similar too with your long dark blondish hair and happy friendly faces and general skininess.
Ahhhh……….

About horse food… I confess to you all that I am a great consume of oats in the form of porridge. You see to combat my bastard (or to you non-existant) illness I require sturdy eats of a morning and so get up in the morning. And make porridge. This morning I took in a cupfull of oats in plastic container and boiled it up with a cup of milk and a cup of water. In order to placate my taste buds I also added yoghurt, strawberries and sugar. Most tasteous, rather like strawberries and cream. No really. And as a extra added bonus my dad collects my manure and makes it into compost!

Sorry about your inflating hands Tan.

Jul, congrats on the German girl. I wish only to ask for you to tell us her age and send us a picture asap.

As an example here is mon petit Sasha

Folks, I am worried.

I DEMAND TO KNOW the nature of the relationship of Jul with this kraut chick. Jul, please send updates to slightlycrunchy@hotmail.com if you are not willing to discuss this openly.

I just had another lovely weekend with my lovely Sasha and have learnt to cope with working with the workbabe. I’m convincing myself that she’s a bit boring and ignorant.

When is Matrix 2 opening in blighty liv?

Hello

I do occasionally butt into what is essentially a Brockbank information exchange just to find out where the hell Tan and Jul are and what Nicky and Michele’s kitchen table looks like these days.

I read something about Mulholland… I shall have to inform you that this is arty farty weirdness as it’s most ridiculous. Sasha rented it and force fed it to me. It is entirely random and no-one actually knows what it’s about. To me this is stupid – to some this makes it great because you get to have pompous intellectual conversations about it- I spit upon them from a great height with much phlegm content. I mean who wants to watch a film where you don’t know who’s real and who’s not and who’s just in who’s dream and who’s whole lesbian fantasy is who’s etc..

I spent today with a lot of nutters and this outrageously fit girl (like the fittest I’ve ever seen) she is also a Buddhist. THIS MAKES IT SCARY AS SHE MAY EVEN LIKE ME. Fortunately, in times like this men hold strong together and make crap jokes continually about how quality she is which is what all the staff and residents do. We have all memorised what days she’s working and what shifts we have with her. Sad, pathetic losers than we are. Men, I mean, as a species. But it is quite fun.

Anyway enough about evil temptresses who ask you first thing in the morning whether you love your girlfriend enough to marry her…. like why do you care!?!?! No I really DO NEED to know…
I suspect that I shall do what I always do… become her very good friend. It’s all I’m legally allowed. HHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!

Mulholland… twisted, obscure, avoid.

Greets to all Brockbanks in all corners of the globe.

TR SLIGHTLY